So, I was standing in the shower today and had a few random thoughts about pregnancy, delivery, and motherhood. So, lucky for you I am going to say what every other mother has probably thought sometime in their journey through mommyhood.
1. No matter how big I get during a pregnancy (although there will be no more for me) my husband knows to tell me "honey, I wouldn't even know you were pregnant unless I saw your little belly". In this case, significant others, it is okay to lie.
2. When a pregnant lady is at the end of her pregnancy and is unable to sleep and looks over at her husband who is snoring, significant others please know that at that moment you are not well liked.
3. There is a very good chance that delivery will not go exactly as planned. May not be bad idea to take natural childbirth class just in case you don't get that epidural you were hoping to have.
4. After delivery it is going to take all of 5-6 weeks to feel semi-normal again, so husbands BACK OFF! (and you know what I am talking about)
5. What a wonderful feeling it is to look down in the shower and see your feet again.
6. Rather than get aggravated that you cannot get anything done around the house due to a fussy newborn who just wants to be held, you should just enjoy the moments of snuggling. (I am still working on this one)
7. Take help when offered, take meals when offered, and mommies get out of the house for at least a few hours every week. ALONE! It will save your sanity. And as my husband put it "Go, I can handle it". And they can.
8. It goes by fast. Enjoy the bald head, the big eyes, the fussy moments, the happy moments, the baths, the feeding, everything.
9. Drink diet coke and coffee throughout the day to keep you alert. Chocolate is a good substitute as well. Your choice.
10. You will own your own body again, just be patient. And lay off the jar of Nutella (I swear it wasn't me who ate that jar in two hours, and No those aren't my 5 dirty nutella covered spoons in the sink. Those were Josh's.)
Until next time.....